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Macauley Pond

Squad No. 5
Birthday 22nd January 1994
Age 23
Position Midfielder
Birthplace Andover
Previous Clubs Enham Vision FC, Torics FC

Player Profile

The former Torics midfielder can provide goalkeeping cover, where needed, but is more suited to his native role in the heart of the midfield.

He’ll no doubt be consistently reminded, courtesy of a tonne of memes, of the abysmally taken first-half penalty during our cup game on the Isle of Wight, against East Cowes. Mac notes his best footballing moment as being appointed co-captain for the 2017-18 season.

Supports: Man Utd

Who will win the title this year? Man Utd

As a player, in 3 words, describe yourself: Driven, committed, leader

Describe yourself in 2 words: Absolute c*nt

Ronaldo, Messi or Pogba? Ronaldo, because his drive to win and improve his personal game is far greater than anyone else’s

Favourite Holiday Destination: Ibiza

Dream Holiday Destination: Ibiza

Favourite TV show/film: Suits

Curry or Fish and Chips: Curry

Best football moment: Being made captain of Traco

Worst football moment: Missing the penalty in the Isle of Wight

Statistics

PL GLS AST PENS OG YC RC POM
4 (1) 0 1 0 0 0 0 0