Macauley Pond

Squad No. 5
Age 24
Position Midfielder
Birthplace Andover
Previous Clubs Enham Vision FC, Torics FC

First Team

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First XI

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Born in Andover. The former Torics man is a no-nonsense midfielder who can also provide goalkeeping cover, where needed.

He’ll no doubt be consistently reminded, courtesy of a tonne of memes, of the abysmally taken first-half penalty during our cup game on the Isle of Wight, against East Cowes. Mac notes his best footballing moment as being appointed co-captain for the 2017-18 season.

Supports: Man Utd

Who will win the title this year? Man Utd

As a player, in 3 words, describe yourself: Driven, committed, leader

Describe yourself in 2 words: Absolute c*nt

Ronaldo, Messi or Pogba? Ronaldo, because his drive to win and improve his personal game is far greater than anyone else’s

Favourite Holiday Destination: Ibiza

Dream Holiday Destination: Ibiza

Favourite TV show/film: Suits

Curry or Fish and Chips: Curry

Best football moment: Being made captain of Traco

Worst football moment: Missing the penalty in the Isle of Wight